Songs That Weirdly Name Drop Celebrities

There’s something reality-bending about mentioning a celebrity in a song that really takes me out of it. I hate it. Here’s a list of all the ones I’ve come across.

Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you’ve ever seen

— “Riptide” by Vance Joy

Strut like Stellan Skarsgård to and from the bar

— “U&ME” by alt-J

Bitch, I’m stylish. Glock tucked, big t-shirt, Billie Eilish

— “Billie Eilish.” by Armani White